How hard are guns to clean, really? "Man shot in leg while cleaning gun," "Man shoots self while cleaning gun," "SAPD: Man shoots self while cleaning gun," "Florida Man Shoots Himself In Crotch With Flare Gun." (The guy with the flare gun wasn't cleaning it—but the story does note that this September "in Port. St. Lucie, Florida, a man shot himself in the penis while cleaning a gun he had purchased at a party.") Most of those incidents happened in the last week, and the results don't even include people that were too embarrassed to let the media get ahold of the story. Such as Red Sox prospect Bryce Brentz, who apparently shot himself in the leg some time ago: The Boston Herald says that Cherington told the media the "bullet entered Brentz' leg and went out the other side," which is disgusting. Maybe just let the guns get dirty from now on. Previously: The First Weird Baseball Injury Of 2013: Twins Reliever Breaks Ribs During "Horseplay" [ Twitter]
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The Three Lions suffered a 2-1 loss in Saturday s keenly fought quarter-final tie, sending Gareth Southgate s side home from Qatar 2022 as Didier Deschamps men remained on course for a title defence.
Having converted an earlier spot-kick to level both the match and Wayne Rooney s all-time England goal record, Kane subsequently skied another penalty over the crossbar late on, missing the chance to make it 2-2.
Lloris, who has played with Kane at Tottenham for a decade now, says he has briefly spoken with his club colleague, and believes he will pick himself up in impressive fashion when the dust has settled.
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Whether you re flying high at the top of your local leagues, battling for the top 100 nationally or just desperate not to lose face with friends, matchday 38 of the Premier League is a decisive moment for fantasy football players the world over.
Amid last-minute transfers, wildcards and triple-captaincies, it can be difficult to find true value in selections that could give you the edge over your rivals.
That s where we come in.
Using Opta data, we have compiled a final selection of seven recommended players to draft in for this most dramatic of weekends
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If you were considering a Newcastle United goalkeeper but just didn t have the guts previously, now is the time to be bold.
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It was confirmed on Sunday that the Emir of Qatar had abolished certain restrictions in place for migrant workers in the country, with two new laws passed by authorities.
The changes mean workers are no longer unable to change jobs without their employer s permission, while a monthly minimum wage of 1,000 Qatari riyal – plus basic living allowances for some workers – has been introduced.
Human rights organisation Amnesty International hopes these steps will strike at the heart of the abusive kafala system , a practice that requires so-called unskilled labourers to have a sponsor…
Michael Olise s spectacular stoppage-time free-kick ended Manchester United s nine-match winning run as Crystal Palace held them to a 1-1 draw at Selhurst Park on Wednesday.
United looked destined to go second in the Premier League thanks to Bruno Fernandes first-half opener, but ultimately paid the price for their apparent decision to sit on the narrow lead.
Although it was United who survived the game s first scare when Palace hit the crossbar in the 40th minute, they were deserved leaders as Bruno Fernandes netted on the stroke of half-time.
But they committed far fewer bodies to attack in the second period and Olise made them pay, denying United the chance to enter the top two for the first time since September 2021.
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Martinez heroics
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Manchester United s 6-1 home defeat to Tottenham raised eyebrows, but Liverpool s 7-2 thrashing at Aston Villa a few hours later dropped jaws. Did that really happen?
Those results at Old Trafford and Villa Park means there have been 144 goals in 38 Premier League games so far this season – making for an average of 3.79 per fixture the highest in the top flight since 1930-31.
Here, using Opta data, take a look at the key stats from Sunday s six games.
3.79 There have been 144 goals scored in 38 Premier League games this season, an average of 3.79 per game; this is the highest goals per game ratio in an English top-flight season since 1930/31 (3.9…
Eden Hazard has decided to stay with Real Madrid next season as the club s forgotten superstar clings to the faint hope of reviving his Santiago Bernabeu career.
The Belgian winger was Chelsea s player of the year in 2018-19, his final season at Stamford Bridge, hitting 16 goals in 37 Premier League games and helping the Blues win the Europa League.
Since leaving London as a 28-year-old at the peak of his powers, however, Hazard has suffered a wretched run of injuries that have blighted his Madrid career.
He has been fit for most of this season, but Ancelotti seemingly regards him as peripheral to his plans, and there is no obvious prospect of his status changing.
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Wales welcome Poland to Cardiff on Tuesday with a place at Euro 2024 at stake.
The play-off final winners will qualify for the European Championship this summer, joining Austria, France and the Netherlands in Group D.
Here, the PA news agency looks at some of the main talking points surrounding the Cardiff City Stadium clash.
Golden era
Qualifying for a third successive European Championship, and a fourth major tournament out of five, would extend Wales’ golden era.
While that record would be expected by many countries, it would represent a huge achievement for a nation with a population of just over three million and one that did not reach a major tournament between 1958 and 2016.
It would also be achieved without their retired former captain …
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The two teams came into Sunday s clash on the back of contrasting fortunes in Europe, Spurs downed 1-0 by Vitesse while David Moyes side cruised to a 3-0 victory over Genk.
It took until the 72nd minute for Antonio to break the deadlock at the London Stadium, his sixth career top-flight goal against Spurs seeing West Ham move above their rivals.
West Ham, at least temporarily due to Manchester United facing high-flying Liverpool later, climb from seventh into the Champions League spots as Moyes men continue to prove their quality.
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Rosenior spared Tufan any criticism for the miss, insisting Bachmann deserved all the credit for keeping City at bay.
The manager said: “Their keeper was magnificent. You just have to hold your hands up. There was the penalty stop and three or four other world-class saves.
“But no blame on Ozan. He’s been brilliant all season. He’s brave and he will take the next penalty.
“I was pleased with the response of the whole group after that. We never gave up until the final whistl…